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Organizing the night around a dinner party is the only way I can settle into the fact that later on, I'll be going to a strip club. I'm more of a frequenter of cozy, retro cocktail spots and dark, shadowy wine bars riviera gentlemens club nyc I am of strip clubs. I've never even been to a strip club, let alone a "hipster strip club" like Pumps in Williamsburg, where I'm heading tonight.

When I heard about Pumps from a friend of a friend, who described going as a deeply uncanny experience, a kaleidoscopic carnival of oddities in the form of a "hipster strip club," I knew I had to visit. I was really curious about how Pumps fit or didn't fit into the pre-existing riviera gentlemens club nyc of strip clubs in New York.

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I was on my way to find. Williamsburg is synonymous with a kind of attitude and vibe that people want nyyc make commodifiable in as many ways as possible. Why not a titty bar? Strip clubs in NYC exist as arenas to hyperbolize the very qualities this city is built upon: And they're typically found in Manhattan, not in Brooklyn.

There's one full-nude place in Queens the riviera gentlemens club nyc one in the entire city and, in addition to Pumps, two other spots in Brooklyn one in Sunset Park, another in Genflemens Islandbut that's really about it.

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In New York, there are two tiers of strip clubs: On riviera gentlemens club nyc same tier are the clubs in Times Square; the ones you see repeatedly plastered on the side of taxi cabs. Justin Bieber was reportedly denied entry. Where does a place that describes itself as "your local topless bar, keeping the hipsters in check" fit into this schema of NYC strip clubs?

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We order drinks. There's no menu here and nothing on draft.

I survey the scene. The clientele is scant -- there's a kind of scummy-looking middle-aged guy sitting to the right of us who, over the course of the night, will keep having the girls come over to him and give him kisses. There are also two something guys on the far side of the room.

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The playlist churns out one Kanye song after another, and, like clockwork, the girls begin their routines. The strange transactional nature of the workflow quickly becomes visible. There's no cover charge here, so their insistence makes sense, but within riviera gentlemens club nyc first 10 minutes of our being there, we are asked to tip at least 10 times by different women.

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Sarah then riviera gentlemens club nyc her breasts in my face and asks clun a dollar. We only stay for one drink. Here are some tips for getting the most out of this place: The second time we go, we arrive promptly at 1am and the bar is packed. Secondly, drink up.

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Probably what made my second time at Pumps more fun than the last and surely riviera gentlemens club nyc is true of strip club visits in general is that I properly imbibed for the proceedings. Also, riviwra a lap dance. Riviera gentlemens club nyc second night, coub riviera gentlemens club nyc blonde walks over to us and starts talking to my boyfriend's friend, and the possibility of a lap dance is raised.

Yes, I. I have not. Houston spreads my thighs apart and hoists herself on top of me. Having another person jiggle all over you is distracting, but I resolve not to get off track -- I'm genuinely curious to learn more about her and about this place. Thankfully, Houston continues the conversation for me. Nothing about Pumps is really "hipster" in the.

The first time I went, looking for a legit massage Fawkham I was leaving, I saw some girls who looked like extras from The Bedford Stop sauntering in, but maybe that was just a fluke. More than anything, Pumps seems like what I would imagine a strip club in Manhattan to be; the second time I go, the place is filled with groups of men who look like they're on some sort of corporate bonding retreat -- synergy through lap dances, I call it.

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But even so, deep down Pumps does indeed seem like its own kind of place. Unlike other clubs in the city, Pumps doesn't cater to a VIP clientele. There's no Champagne room, no bottle service; the floors are sticky with beer and a sign in the women's room jokingly makes reference to contracting STDs from the toilet seat. riviera gentlemens club nyc

Nothing about the aesthetic of the club is high end or manicured in riviera gentlemens club nyc. Maybe that is what makes it fun; that it isn't rkviera you'd expect when you hear about a "hipster strip club" in Williamsburg.

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Unlike other businesses in the area that have rebranded themselves to fit the mold of gentrification or have felt its death knell, Pumps' staunch resistance to following the zeitgeist is in fact what makes it cool.

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